What the?!

Sitting in the waiting room at Children's Hospital with Simone...not the way I expected to spend my morning. I made the mistake of taking her to a walk in clinc initially thinking it was a bad sprain and they would just put it in a splint, tape it up and send us on her way. But of course not. The Doctor we saw was a total ass monkey. Didnt even tell us his name when he walked in, looked at her finger and said, "she needs an xray"...like, no shit Sherlock! He was such a twat. Either way, we go, do the xray, they find a break and here we are at Children's Hospital. I am so tired and would much rather be in bed right now, so she better get a cute doctor I can ogle for the time being. Which brings me to a topic that is near and dear to me right now....my love of men! For some reason, since I turned 30, I am like a horny 16yr old boy going through puberty....its rediculous. I think its true what they say, 30 on is really a woman's sexual prime. But back to my topic of men...ahhhh! Ok hold the fuck...there is a kid in this emergency room right now messing up my fantasy moment. Shes funny as hell though. I wish I could record her, lol
She is just giving her mom straight goods right now...she is here for a sore knee but she is not going out without a fight. All of her 3yr old little body and clenched fists. She's looking at her mom, hair a mess and is screaming "mom! I won't go! You better take me home right now!" "Don't do this! Don't do this mom!"....trippin. another little kid came and gave her the stare down, lol...kids are so weird
Anyway....45 mins in this waiting room and we are still waiting! I should have just googled a remedy. Ok, this kid just screamed in the Doctors face and is now on the run....I'm gonna have to come back to this post so I can record this insanity. They are trying to give her drugs and she spitting it back at them, so shit is going down!

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ok. So I am giving the people what they want. an insight into my crazy fucked up mind....you asked for it, so enter with caution, lol
I don't find myself extremely entertaining, but apparently some people think I am hilarious. Apparently just being honest, can be quite funny...I guess.

I'll be talking about real life shit here....just shit that I live and deal with daily. Boys, dating, drinking, SEX, kids, Government, money (or lack thereof) parenting, drugs, asshole people and of course, everyone's favorite, transit. I will be using this blog as a resource to get out some of my frustrations I have. If you are uncomfortable with any of the topics I have just listed, I suggest you leave. I am excited to finally get this started and hope you all enjoy my daily rants! <3 ms J